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hello! i am using the lao kok kok computer and i realised that my layout is not centralised!! that's cos i used the swanky and sleek new computer to upload it and the resolution is higher than 1024 x 768 so whatever lah.

ahhh life is good. okay why did i type that? well it is half true(x. i've been pigging out everyday. yesterday i ate like 2 large bowls of frosties (i am addicted to it..do they put opium in it? today just bought a bigger box of frosties) and after dinner i still had the appetite to eat cheezels while watching the amazing race (so boring, go america only...eat cheezels more exciting.). today i bought a oily fried chicken wing from the pasar malam and 2 sticks of fried sotong from old chang kee (YOUR favourite!=D).. and my sister baked chocolate muffins in the morning..so i think i ate 3 already. oh well..i won't get fat HEHEHEHEH=D.

actually, my eating habits are not as ghastly as my maid's lahr. you know the chicken wing i bought? she said she wanted the skin cos it had a lot of fat and was tasty so i gave it to her...then at the pasar malam she also bought a fried banana and a fried sweet potato which she offered to share with me..but i politely declined. SEE! i not that unhealthy lor. hoho. come to thing of it, my maid is frickin' funny. she shared with me a hilarious story..at changi airport when she was bound to go home..she brought 2 dvd players and like, 4 boxes of ferrero rocher (!) onboard the aeroplane...seeing this was a lot, this chinese indonesian man helped her to carry some things...then on the aeroplane he walked to her seat and gave her his number (!!)...when she reached jakarta..her fiance saw that slip of paper with the number on it and just threw it onto the road...wah jealous man! and a litterbug at that too =/... today, my maid was bored so she kept singing the 'scooby doo' theme song. damn irritating ah! scooby dooby doo..where are you..

SHUDDER.

oops that was a huge digression=/
suggest something for me to do! i'm bored. and lazy. supposed to test out some ps2 game but i didn't.
=)

i can practically smell christmas! the roasted turkey! i want it NOW!! =D